Penis envy 

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

Penis envy by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021

Penis's Revenge 

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

Penis's Revenge by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Penis Insecurity 

When u have insecurity towards your dick size

Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat

Penis Insecurity by idontknowF December 20, 2021

Penis butter 

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

Penis butter by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

Penis sisters 

Sisters or friends that have both had sex with the same man.

Shelly and Sarah are penis sisters now that Sarah is banging John.

Penis sisters by Boss Panda December 28, 2021

Penis numbler 

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it

Becky is a right penis numbler

Penis numbler by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

Penis snake by Toby magenta January 3, 2022