Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"

"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"

by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026

Mexican Coffee Mug

A Mexican coffee mug is when a woman pours hot coffee into her rectum and a man or woman drinks the coffee out of her ass.

“Dude why does your breath smell like shit” Because i drank out of my mexican coffee mug.

by weirdwordsontheinternet January 4, 2026

Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.

I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang

by Omegav February 23, 2023

Tent Mexicans

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis

Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans

by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023

Mexican

Person who works as either a housekeeper, construction worker, or gardener. They also enjoy tacos, burritos, quesadillas, fajitas, and jumping over walls.

Person 1: “Why do construction workers take so long to finish their projects?”
Person 2: “It’s cause those Mexicans spend all their time eating tacos and not working!”

by UnironicallyRacist March 13, 2023

Mexican Roulette

Travel for ANY reason to the country of Mexico.

You’re playing Mexican Roulette with that vacation to Mexico!

by Chitown winner March 15, 2023

Mexican Hairdryer

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.

Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.

by Ballsdeep404 March 20, 2023