Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask
by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay June 08, 2011
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Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.
Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."
by BTC123 May 08, 2019
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Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 09, 2023
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chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car
"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."
by fukurdog October 10, 2019
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chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.
My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!
by BiggHoss511 November 13, 2012
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Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
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