Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.
by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012
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by ThorBjornn December 25, 2011
Get the Yogurt Sex mug.he got ready to get into the shower, his towel sliding slowly down his toned waist showing a v that dipped below his towel. i bit my lip, craving his body. he slowly, as if he knew i was there, untucked the corner of his white towel. there it was, already had, thick long with a small triangle of brown curls below his six pack, i slowly opened the door and he turned of the hot water, steam making my vision hazy, he gasped when he turned around seeing me, his dick becoming hard, all ten inches pointing straight towards me, without saying a word i turned around and undid my lacy bra, taking of my shorts, just leaving the red thong on. i walked over to him, tieing up my hair, i dropped to my knees, kissing his length, i swirled my tounge around his tip before suddenly deepthroating his whole penis, feeling precut drip down my throat, i massaged his balls in one hand and fingered my slit with the other, rubbing my clit until i was wet. he started to groan, and i took his dick out my mouth, he came all over my big tits, then i tittyfucked him. he flipped me over on the bathroom floor, and ate me out, rubbing his tongue on my clit then when i started to writhe beneath his touch he stuck his tongue and 2 fingers in my pussy, i orgasmed, shaking all over, and he said my juices tasted like candy, he rolled me over again, kissing my neck as he lifted me up, he gently probed me, and i could feel him stretching me out, he thrust faster and i felt him cum,
his juices flowing, and i came at the same time, going weak in the knees, he kissed my neck and put me back down, licking my whole body clean, we showered together, then got back in bed and 69d until we fell asleep …,did this make you horny? i hope you enjoyed this sex story
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by zedo July 28, 2006
Get the Asshole Sex mug.The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down if the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged to not let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion.
Donovan and Ashley had crazy Koala sex! She tried to move and he planted her face down! Then he smacked her ass until she let him do whatever he wanted!
by DPrevenant December 23, 2008
Get the Koala Sex mug.The rough, kinky sex that couples have when one of them has been in prison for over 6 months, or when a really horny girl just wants to get off in a short amount of time and treats her man like a sex toy/rag doll. can also take place during congigal visits.
how in the hell did you cause $2000 worth of damage at in that motel room amanda?!?!? and amanda simply replied, prison sex.
by chocolitelamas November 14, 2005
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