one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

geeked off the yipper

when someone is so geeked (high) off their mind, probably greening out

Josh: “Yo is Noah good?”

Liam: “Nah, he’s geeked off the yipper right now”

Noah: “Yaaaaa”

by butthacker4505 May 21, 2023

Tits off the chest

Tits off the chest is a term for females who have large breast that seem to be coming off of their chest.

The women walking down the street had tits off the chest I was in awe at what I had witness I’ve never seen something so big in my life.

by AnimeManAdventureToAnotherLand January 12, 2022

take the edge off

The consumption of an alcoholic beverage in order to relax. Also used to describe the practice of drinking a beer in the morning after a night of drinking.

School and work have me stressed out, I need something to take the edge off.

I woke up with the worst hangover this morning. A beer in the shower was just what I needed to take the edge off.

by mikwat June 13, 2004

Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

by plinio_desce December 16, 2008

off your face

Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.

e.g being drunk, stoned, high on something...

I can't remember getting home last night - I must have been completely off my face again!

by Judster October 16, 2004

Cut Off at the Pass

To be denied access to the crapper when your fit to burst. On entering the toilet with bungles right arm busting to get out, only to discover the only cubicle is already occupied. Leave

Man I can't believe it I was holding a 2lb turd in the locker only to get cut off at the pass

by zeerman January 20, 2011