Bent Knee Brad

A skinny male with knees that arch backwards while standing in an upright position.

Hey look there's bent Knee brad , he loves them slam hogs!

by Smith salvages August 4, 2018

Doing a Brad

Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine

Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin

Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics

“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”

by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019

Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Pulling A Brad

When a man swims in too much poon. He has way to many girl ''friends''. Is a dick.

"Wow I wish I was Brad, he has so many women around, he's like Brad Pitt but more women."
"Yeah he has way too much poon for Pulling a Brad''

by Fart Chugger69 December 29, 2020

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.

"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*

by toastyflakez April 20, 2022