Dirty Spud

The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.

I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.

by The brown crusader March 4, 2019

Ride it dirty

'Ride it dirty', 'riding dirty' and 'ridin' dirty' are terms that have been used commonly in poker, but are now being applied to sporting events.

Ride it dirty defines a person fully committed in an extreme effort; a person all-in and balls-out; a person faced with a challenge with an attitude to take that hill and take no prisoners; a person challenged by a defining moment and who overcomes and inspires.

A crowd of spectators was cheering on a young athlete, who was faced with a huge challenge.

Spectator 1: "Go for it!"
Spectator 2: "Just do it!"
Spectator 3: "Ride it dirty!"
Spectator 4: "You've got balls!"

by CrazyCrossfitter September 14, 2013

Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

dirty dilly

When you cum in all the bud light at cookout for all the white woman. Then proceed to take shots of Rumpleminze.

This party is so lame. I’m going to pull a dirty dilly to spice this up.

by bigcock666 April 22, 2020

Dirty Fiene

When a girl shits on a guys chest then rubs it in with her ass.

She gave Chaten a dirty fiene last night Bruh.

by BigdaddysD January 12, 2016

dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014

Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

by FatalToxic April 26, 2011