A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 1, 2018
Get the Scary cow guymug. by Jahamez August 10, 2019
Get the Shy guymug. Someone who is a Cum Butt Fuck™ and doesn't know how to teach. They seem like the type of person to pronounce "cool whip" as "cool hoo-ip". If you ever have this cum butt fuck as a teacher, I apologize.
by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018
Get the bob guymug. Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Get the Hammer guymug. The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
Get the soft guy eramug. An Uber guy. A man who is an ultra man a man’s man someone who doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body. He’s so straight it’s painful. Also a man who tends to be over sexualized. He is single but he has an excessive amount of sexual activity.
See that guy hitting on the waitress he’s such a guy mandude69. She doesn’t know what she is in for.
by Guy Mandude 69 April 20, 2022
Get the guy mandude69mug. In not your guy buddy
by Knowledge Speaks August 15, 2025
Get the Guymug.