Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

Kingdomless kings

A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.

Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."

by divestnoww May 2, 2021

King Adam

The greatest human being to ever live. This universe is truly graced by his mere presence.

I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.

by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 20, 2024

king of thieves

The best ever!
Suck my cock PUBG fans!

King of Thieves rules!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

King Arther

Impregnation via plunger device, where one goes into a headstand like position and you, with both hands on the device, plunge it down as one would when putting the sword in the stone

My dad walked up to me and told me, "You know, you weren't made traditionally, we had to King Arther your mom"

by anonymous July 5, 2023

Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse

"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"

by grötmongo April 24, 2020

kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch

"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"

by thefin04 September 21, 2022