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Get the John Diego mug.The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile September 23, 2016
Get the john holetrane mug.A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
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Get the John bivona movie mug.John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
by thickzwick January 23, 2020
Get the John mug.There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
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