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Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.
David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
by Mulangirl August 22, 2019
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Kiss my foot

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."
by Willbbackup July 4, 2025
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Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.
Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.
by Joness Jones February 19, 2025
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kiss a chinaman

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.

It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.
Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?

Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.

*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)
by freakyscholar June 13, 2024
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National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!
I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year
Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss
by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022
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Angel’s Kiss

After a guy has ejaculated and he runs his finger or thumb along the underside of his shaft to extract the last morsel of jizz.
We finished having sex. She was still hungry for more so I gave her my Angel’s kiss.
by MrYuckMouth January 9, 2024
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