Chocolate creamsicle

When a man has a male friend pain your dick with his semen and wait for it to dry. Then later stick it in his anus, so it covered in feces. Lastly you make friend blows the layered dick.

Don’t worry honey, I didn’t look at women, Dave and I just gave each other chocolate creamsicles.

by William Theodore Franklin July 3, 2024

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.

My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!

by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024

chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

Chocolate smush

a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock

Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight

by Izaak_B July 31, 2024

cockalatugan

a fuhuluhtoogan with a giant cockalatugan

he used his cockalatugan on that lil ass jittleyang

by realassjittleyang2234 August 13, 2024

cockalatugan

a fuhuluhtoogan with a giant cock

he used his giant cockalatugan on the lil ass jittleyang

by realassjittleyang2234 August 13, 2024