Pop sided

When something makes you really mad and you don't know what to call it.

Man that hoe pop sided!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

by immortalgoat March 6, 2018

Shit-sided

Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time

I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday

by Icelandic Canadian March 8, 2018

Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.

If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner May 13, 2018

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018