chia-moment

A moment where someone is clowning / doing something wrong and thinks that it is correct.

Chia: Sushi jiro is so cheap! Only 20rm
Person 2: This guy really do be chia-momenting

by syusian November 23, 2023

Pierre moment

When you fall for some stupid shit or say something dumb.

„Oh, Pierre have you ever been to Dees?“ „No, I haven't, where is it?“ damn, what a Pierre moment

by Jeb systém March 31, 2022

watershed moment

If ever this is used in an official market announcement by AVZ management then this is the best sell signal the market will ever give you. You could not possibly hit the sell button quick enough, I kid you not, sell and buy back at about half the price. If you see "in a matter of days" in the same sentence, then you'll want to smash that sell button harder than I was when I first saw Samantha fox as a teenage boy.
It is indeed a 'watershed moment', albeit not a positive one.

“The receipt of the Ministerial Decree to award the
Mining Licence is leading to a watershed moment for AVZ and our partners, with the official award of
the Mining Licence from CAMI expected in a matter of days.

by wolfofasx June 26, 2022

Cocoanut moment

When someone unironically says some really stupid shit and its funny as fuck

or
when someone has a brain boom and our meer ape brains could never hope to understand their logic

hey man, what do you think Nutella is made of?

bro probably cocoa nuts.

this is a cocoanut moment because person 2 said something so dumb without thinking and it ended up being really funny

by KZMI November 8, 2020

Juris moment

An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.

Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.

by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024

wally moment

when somebody does something thinking everybody’s going to laugh but nobody does/when somebody is being embarrassing

“stop talking, that was a wally moment.”

by mspianowoman September 10, 2023

jop moment

A situation where someone in the friend group doesn't respond to someone elses message or messages, despite being online simultaneously or after the moment the message was sent.

Bram: I asked Jop when we would meet at the station around 4pm and he still hasn't answered!

Sibren: What a jop moment.

by bramdeslammergoblin August 29, 2020