I see water

Hey look there's some water

Guy 1 I see water
Guy 2 yeah that's some nice water ya got there

by unicornsssssssssssssssssssssss May 15, 2020

i wanna baby

When a teenage girl really wants a baby but doesn't want any one to know

Emma wants a baby but she is 16.
"I wanna baby"

by lalalalane May 25, 2020

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

by mcyeet August 18, 2020

I don’t care

What my dad says instead of “yes” or “sure” 99% of the time.

Me: Dad, can I go out with friends tonight?
Dad: I don’t care.

by Cqss August 30, 2020

Do I stink?

This is said by someone that is worried about whether their genitals have a stink to it. Even though they have good hygiene they are insecure about it because either someone has told them there was a smell or they have smelled stinky genitals before.

girl: What's going on? Why did your erection go down? guy: I'm exhausted and gotta get some sleep. girl: Is it me? Do I stink? guy: No. Lets do it in the morning.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

i lik u

The words a person says to someone they truly hate in texting form.

Girl 1: hey i lik u a lot wanna go out
Girl 1: like* sorry lol
Girl 2: oh yeah sure, i didn’t know whether or not you were gay lol
Snooping parent: damn I thought they were friends but Sarah hates Beth. Strange that they’re going to prom together.

by Lesbian ahaha June 25, 2020

I don't guess

When you don't know, but also don't want to make an educated guess about the potential future state.

Joe: She asked me to marry her
Jojoe: What did you answer?
Joe: I don't guess

by tetterman September 6, 2020