Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.

"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"

by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom

Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions

by BraddyBoy October 12, 2024

Chocolate Candle

Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.

My wife isn’t great in the kitchen, but she sure knows how to give me a great chocolate candle.

by Rattiegirl1 October 19, 2024