Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
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by Finnzo January 25, 2019
Get the Ultimate Bro’s mug.Guy 1: hey dude you want to go to Arizona in the middle of July and go on a hike on Arizona Trail that stretches over 800 miles across the entire length of the state and takes six to eight weeks to complete we are going to have to average 14 miles to 18.7 miles per day.
Guy 2: Na bro with global warming and in Arizona in July try again in October all right peace dude.
guy 1: DUDE this is our honey moon
guy 2: baby you know i hate the heat
guy 1: darling
guy 2: baby i love you but i really wont be able to do that i will run out of spoons of energy ok
guy 1: ok baby
guy 2: i love being gay
guy 1: me too baby
Guy 2: Na bro with global warming and in Arizona in July try again in October all right peace dude.
guy 1: DUDE this is our honey moon
guy 2: baby you know i hate the heat
guy 1: darling
guy 2: baby i love you but i really wont be able to do that i will run out of spoons of energy ok
guy 1: ok baby
guy 2: i love being gay
guy 1: me too baby
by jamie/that/ting November 12, 2023
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by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020
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A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.
The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.
The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”
“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”
“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”
“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”
“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”
“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”
“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”
“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”
“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”
“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”
“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025
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by tricks&bits June 4, 2022
Get the Fuck hoes and bros mug.Something white Gen Zs say because they desperately wish they were born black. Generally, these insufferable retards grew up with two loving parents, green grass, a trampoline, and a cheerful family dog named something like “Teddy” or “Buddy”.
by yourgrandmasdoubleds April 6, 2023
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