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over the pants 540

An Over the Pants 540 is similar to the normal over the pants handjob, however, there's a twist.
Ex. Over the Pants 540

Things are getting hot in heavy in your friend's dorm room, (Paul) the girl (Shelbi) begins to search for your zipper, but cannot find it, so says FUCK IT we're doing this over the pants. However, over the pants will simply not allow you to BLOW, so she begins what we call the 540. The 540 consists of a 360 degree turn followed by a 180 degree turn in the other direction. This not only allows ejaculation, but is a great wrist workout for your partner, therefore improving future handjobs.
by Aaron540 October 3, 2013
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The Peterkin

While, you are receiving a blumpkinyou treat your ho to a deliscious Kerry Slap guiding her face into the bowl where you immideatly sit on her head and fire a nasty shit into her hair.
Dude, I was hooking up with a classy chick in a porta John, and I gave her The Peterkin. The wierd thing was the skank liked it.
by Kerry Mitchell March 29, 2005
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call the police

a phrase said by a person when stating that they wish to hear a song by the English rock group "The Police"
call the police

...

roooooooxanne...
by jayzeejunior May 30, 2011
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The Prestige

When nutting on my girlfriend's tits one day, i had her jerking me off. she put too much pressure on the underside of my dick so when i came nothing came out. She looked very surprised and took her hand off. In doing this she unleashed the pressure of the backed up cum and it came shooting out all over her face.

The name Prestige comes from her making my cum disappear, then reappear as the Prestige part of the act, all over her unsuspecting face.
I gave that chick the prestige last night, she didn't see it cumming.
by NortheasternU October 14, 2009
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Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.
by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003
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spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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