James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...

Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband

by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

National Flame king day

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.

Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 9, 2024

King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).

That Nigga look like King Kong.

by JazNimnree February 6, 2021

king tm

Can’t swim nonchalant amazing and has the most amazing wife ever aka Elsie

King tm - Elsie is my wifeeee

by Kxnt_e1 August 19, 2025

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

Kings Cone

Verb: A cone made with all the lint covered weed found between the couch cushions.

I did a kings cone before smoking this.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022