Simp

A simp is a guy who obsesses and chases women they are attracted to even when she has expressed disinterest in him.

If she leaves you on “read” for months but you still message her and like all of her pictures.. you’re a simp.

by salem666 August 31, 2022

Simp

something virgins say when they know their friend is getting laid

you treat your girlfriend right? You simp.

by Chuckles Th Relationship Piggy September 27, 2020

Unequal SIMP

Emily and Jake :)

there is an unequal simp vibes between Emily and jake. One is simping for the other at different times

by Emekeg August 12, 2020

Simp

me and my friend (athens yeah im shouting you out gay ass mf)

but someone that simps is a simp.

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by strawberilol August 1, 2022

Simp

you.

you: *try impressing a girl or treating her too nicely bc you like her*
me: you're a simp. PERIODT.

by insert.handle.here March 16, 2021

Simp

SIMP stands for "Squirrels in My Pants" from the critically acclaimed animated TV show, Phineas and Ferb.

Nothing else...

Ahhh!! I have got SIMP!!!

by Pixel_ October 20, 2020

Simp

Ted from the lorax

“Ted is a simp for the lesbian queen voiced by Taylor swift”-my friend

by bkqw_06 August 2, 2021