painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

paintbarring

A paintball event with suburban ladies drinking wine and painting landscapes in the middle of the arena. If you hit a suburban lady you’re immediately DQ’ed

Kyler went to paintbarring and accidentally shot the glass of rosé right out of his mom’s hand.

by Yng_breezy January 11, 2020

Pinterest Pagan

Also known as a Pintwitch. A pagan who has gathered all their magical knowledge from pinterest.

There is nothing more sad than a pinterest pagan.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020

Painter’s high

When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.

I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.

by Recoculos April 11, 2020

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020