Jerk-Off-Junction

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.

we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.

by head laceration July 15, 2010

Knowledge Flex Off

When more than one person is doing a Knowledge Flex

Our meeting went for 2 hours over time with those 4 people constantly having a knowledge flex off

by Cozza Collins May 1, 2008

toss one off

jerk off! Masturbate(male)

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off

by Anty A May 13, 2015

Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)

I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on

by suicidal dog April 16, 2019

one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

off ball defense

Bitch made Niggas who can’t guard you because they are ass

You play off ball defense don’t talk to me

by 2k20 March 19, 2020

Mexican Toss Off

When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.

Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020