Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021

weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone

Man, that dude has weasel face

by Joelforce September 17, 2016

Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

picaso face

a slang term meaning the person and or animal has an a ugly, weird, or entirley unnapealing face

that guy is such a picaso face

by thewolkman August 5, 2012

Face of God

Something you threaten to show somebody when you're furious with them.

Boy I'm bout to show you the face of god!!

by D4/^1d August 6, 2018

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023