chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

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chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.

“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

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Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

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Chocolate Udonis

Dominic Redix

Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis

by theman1243333 August 19, 2011

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Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025

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