Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

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Tell me how it was

The most royal way of turning someone's invite for a movie down

Robbie: Hey Poo! Movie tonight?
Poo: Tell me how it was

by AYashvardhan September 8, 2018

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Chop me up

It means oral sex

Aye you gonna chop me up or nah

by Valentin Trujillo April 21, 2020

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The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.

Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

by douknodawae March 21, 2018

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out riddle me

When a person of weaker mind skills and most of the time their name is Joe blow and he tries to outsmart you in the text world but is merely playing checkers when you're playing chess.

Out riddle me is when Joe Blow tries to text you false outrage and you know that he's playing checkers but you're playing chess

by LOFT AND SHOVE October 5, 2017

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