Dick & Dash

When you have sex and leave promptly after satisfaction.

She was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a "dick & dash".dick and dash dick'n dash

by Merryshwy October 12, 2016

dick-a-doodle

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.

Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.

by inexcelsis July 28, 2012

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.

*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"

by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012

Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.

Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.

by jsd9632 January 11, 2012

Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.

Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.

by ElSantos November 11, 2011

Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023