by angel1907 November 16, 2020

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021

A salvadorian named Elvis who is horny all the time and want to fuck his best friends.
He also can't control his boners
He also can't control his boners
Person 1: Did you hear that the new kid is a simp?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.
by Dr. Shyguy April 11, 2020

Tommy: Sarah wouldn't have sex with me even after I called beautiful!
Bill: You sound like a fucking simp Tom.
Bill: You sound like a fucking simp Tom.
by GarbageMonster October 10, 2020

(guy) oh no here comes the Simp
(Simp) aye guys belle delphine read my dono last night now's I just need her number
(Simp) aye guys belle delphine read my dono last night now's I just need her number
by Squeaksalot July 21, 2020
