elementary school years: hotdogs blue and bouncy... do with that what u will.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
by boombastia September 6, 2023
Get the great valley school district (2)mug. in the case that you forgot that april 4th was national thank josh day, this day allows you to be forgiven for forgetting
jason: hey guys, we forgot about national thank josh day!
joe: that’s okay, that’s what national thank josh day 2 is for!
joe: that’s okay, that’s what national thank josh day 2 is for!
by obama cares April 5, 2021
Get the national thank josh day 2mug. The name you give your NFL fantasy football team after drafting Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs.
by Acelmer87 September 29, 2020
Get the Travis-ty 2 stop memug. An easy way to acquire horse meat however it can also mean you are a skilled huntsman and figuratively it mean to get 2 things done at once
Wow Babra you really can kill 2 horses with 1 rifle
YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle
YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle
by greebiel June 16, 2020
Get the Kill 2 horses with 1 riflemug. by My king black night April 11, 2019
Get the grab ass day part 2mug. It's actually Paper Mario: Color Splash but people (especially fans of PM 1, 2 and 3) find it just as awful as the "original" Sticker Star.
Nintendo: *releases Paper Mario: Color Splash*
Fans: DAMMIT, NINTENDO! Color Splash? More like Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2!
Fans: DAMMIT, NINTENDO! Color Splash? More like Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2!
by amogusamoguseverywhere May 15, 2021
Get the Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2mug. Sixth game to be released in the Call of Duty series. Set to be released November 10, 2009. Most likely will be the most kick ass game of the holiday season. Battlefield 2 and Halo fags will probably think this game will suck due to reasons such as "easyness", bad graphics, and think that the weapons have no recoil. In reality these kids played modern warfare or world at war only once and got owned in it so now think that the whole series sucks.
Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.
Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?
Expert gamer - Why will it suck?
Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.
Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.
Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.
Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.
Noob gamer - cod still sucks
Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?
Expert gamer - Why will it suck?
Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.
Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.
Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.
Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.
Noob gamer - cod still sucks
by colonelt April 10, 2009
Get the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2mug.