Zoogled

Zoogled is when you are/were very high, drunk, or stoned.

"Dude, I was zoogled off that moonshine last night"

by Pizznootched May 10, 2009

zogered

When skiing out of control you accidentally miscalculated your mogul approach and the pole plants leaving you in a permanent thumb up position.

As I passed this Judy i zogered.

by Willy wife March 19, 2014

ZOOTED

Higher than high.

I'm on another level, I'M ZOOTED!

by mike jones chuch December 4, 2016

Zooker

Slang term for zookeeper

Origin is reddit user, crustydash

I work as a zooker

by skid_markwhalberg August 22, 2017

Zooker

Zooker (n.) - zū-kur - Slang term for zookeeper.

Elephants are the worst, because they're pranksters who don't always know their own strength. So they might beckon you over with their trunk, then sucker punch you in the chest and laugh about it. Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by Fading Boner August 22, 2017

Zoomed

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

by Drunk May 4, 2018

zooted

it’s just basically another word of saying that you are high out your mind. preferably on weed. weed is nice, coke is nice. let’s get zooted.

Lakshentamina: Do you remember that party where you passed out?
Bitch Lasagna: nah bruh that molly got me zooted.

by lakshetimiana January 26, 2019