windorsal

that little shark fin shaped spot on the windshield that the wipers won't get clean

I need to windex my windorsal

by Brian_43119 November 4, 2009

Windosecond

A unit of time, often used by computers to make time estimates, which may or may not reflect reality. Defined as a period of time of infinitely variable length.

Sixty windoseconds make a microsoft minute

This file transfer says it will finish in 30 windoseconds, so it should be done some time between now and next week.

by thejw June 1, 2011

windows task manager

to end things

or show every task

pls use windows task manager to end windows explorer.

by tre2012 September 6, 2015

Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017

Wandous

the immersive feeling of wonderment and joy upon wandering in a place of deep natural beauty, often accompanied by a great surge of energy and inspiration

The redwood forest really gets me wandous!
Full of wandous, her movements reflected the clouds as she danced upon the outcropping of great boulders above the mountain valley.
I'm feeling totally wandous after swimming in the cold northern sea!

by Myco-Rrhizae October 3, 2019

Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.

Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.

by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020

Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)

Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation

by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020