teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

by JAManCode October 2, 2010

weenie washer

an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.

by jirichiro August 6, 2003

weenie bread

a poor kid's hotdog. a cold weenie from the fridge placed in a plain slice of white bread and eaten as fast as you can.

"hey, you want a weenie bread before we go back outside?"

by Dirty Diana September 9, 2005

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker April 20, 2014

Weeny

A long, girthy, falic shaped thing everyone has between their legs.

1: STOP PLAYING WITH MY WEENY.
2: but I lost mine.
1: oh, well you'll be filled with pink stuff soon then.
2: Can't wait. ;)

by Plane Jewus May 9, 2021

neeny weeny

a very cute tiny little girl who works way to hard...

she's a neeny weeny

by keely October 15, 2003

weenbag

a derogatory term for huge, whale -like males who can't read well and always try to fight people to let out thier anger

yo you are such a weenbag

by stavro August 26, 2006