warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

Bench Warmers

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).

username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.

by goofyone June 1, 2011

warmonger

see Tony Blair
& George W Bush
& liar
& autocrat

Bush is a warmonger

by TiK September 2, 2004

Gash warmed up in the microwave

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

by Stevie A May 25, 2008

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

alabama nose warmer

when consumatting their love, one of the people puts their face (their nose, particularly) in the others ass.

see: hot carl

the bitches mom said her nose was cold, so i gave her an alabama nose warmer

by TIM! June 29, 2006

warm pink hole

The female vagina.

Sue thought the pizza guy was a real nice guy for waiving the charge... until he punched her to the floor and went for her warm pink hole

by Scott McW November 16, 2007