When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo
Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
by bob ewing, nothern ireland July 06, 2009
The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.
These people are called coffee wankers.
These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
by james jenki October 13, 2008
When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
by Lauriciousltown December 28, 2011
Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 06, 2015
A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.
"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
by borisyegerov February 04, 2010