Wankers Doo

When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo
Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
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Coffee Wanker

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
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bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
by james jenki October 13, 2008
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Whimsical Wanker

When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.

A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.

A highly entertaining person.

A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.

The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
What a whimsical wanker... check out that whimsical wanker... my manager is a whimsical wanker
by Lauriciousltown December 28, 2011
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Wanker's Warts

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.
Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
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Dirty Wanker

A term for someone who jerks off a lot, but more commonly used by middle-schoolers for humor.
"Hey Bro! Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Shut the fuck up you Dirty Wanker!"
by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 06, 2015
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bike wanker

A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.
"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"

"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"

"Bike wanker!"
by borisyegerov February 04, 2010
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