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Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.
This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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king von

yo did you hear that new king von ?
fuck you dickriding ass nigga he dead as hell
by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023
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saint von colucci

saint von colucci died to become famous
by alexdudd December 20, 2023
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von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear
Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear
by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023
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Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024
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Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
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