Varant

a shit dude that everyone hates, everyone uses him as a punching bag and he deserves it.

Me: do you want to bully varant?
my friend: fuck yeah

by TAIM'S WIFE April 21, 2025

vargased

to finger two girls at once

“yo have you ever vargased a girl?”
“yes i have!”

by brynbryn321 April 22, 2025

vardascia

Sinonimo dialettale di “ragazza” o “fidanzata” usato nel sud delle Marche. Spesso si usa la variante “vardascetta” quando tuo zio ti chiede se ce l’hai ai pranzi di Natale.

Tuo zio: “Allora, l’i trovata la vardascetta?”

Tu (senza l’ombra de na vardascia): “eh ancora no”

by bone_voga January 22, 2026

varka

SO HOT OH MY GOSH IM GONAN CRACK HIM I LOVE HIM VARKAAAAA YOUR SO HOT

“varka’s 6’9 btw”

by varkawife February 21, 2026

Variational Systems

Systems described by variational principles—where behavior optimizes some quantity (minimizes energy, maximizes efficiency). Variational Systems are the mathematics of optimization, of finding the best path, the optimal configuration. They're used in physics (least action), engineering (optimal design), economics (utility maximization). Variational Systems assume that systems "choose" optimal paths, that nature is efficient, that optimization is fundamental. Understanding Variational Systems is understanding a world where things tend toward extremes—not random, not deterministic, but optimal.

Example: "Light takes the path of least time—a variational principle. His route-planning algorithm used the same idea: find the optimal path, minimize cost. Variational Systems worked beautifully when optimization was the goal. But human behavior wasn't always optimal; sometimes people chose worse paths for reasons the model couldn't capture. The model worked; reality didn't always cooperate."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

Variations on a cloud

One of the best songs made by miracle musical, which is a side project of tally hall.

It sounds like a mashup of “isle unto thyself” another song in Hawaii part 2, “murders” in the same album. With a part that is also literally just ruler of everything by tally hall.

Guy 1: hey dude look at that cloud with variations on it
miracle musical fan: VARIATIONS ON A CLOUD REFERENCE???

by Mintymondos June 21, 2025

Vargasing

Physically abandoning an established group in preference to another. Typically but not pertaining to the opposite gender.

Boy 1: “Why is our friend sitting with a different group of people?”

Boy 2: “I don’t know why he’s Vargasing.”

by Atlantic_slang23 August 25, 2025