Universally Hot

someone that everone thinks is hot.

Dude 1: Dude! i saw this hot ass girl in the supermarket!

Dude 2: Your bugging, i know what you consider hot and shes probably not that hot.

Dude 1: No man she totally universally hot!

Dude 2:oh shit, we gatta go back to the supermarket!

by Angel in silence April 18, 2011

Unijuwati

An acronym of the words; Understanding Is Just Wasting Time.
Useful principle for dealing with a situation, typically at work, that does not make sense but you have to complete it anyway.

(Thanks to Dan T. for phonetically assembling the acronym.)

My boss told me to do something that makes no sense. It's driving me crazy.

Unijuwati man! Stop trying to understand it. Just finish it and move on.

by The Anti-Acronym Guy December 2, 2021

Unicorn Kid

A child, male or female, who is cute and loving. But at the same time really just wants to watch the world burn and is probably inherently a bit evil. They tend to be very intelligent at a young age which is also scary….

Despite the name they are not always obsessed with unicorns… they can be obsessed with other things like dinosaurs, robots, Pegasi, horses, horror movie villains, superheroes, supervillains, world dictators, aliens and the mafia….

Not to be confused with unicorn baby.

Oh my god, there’s somebody tied up in the basement. I think it is the baby sitter, yeah… sounds about right my 4 year old is a Unicorn Kid.

by Splitmindedfreak March 7, 2023

Lag Unit

1.When someone is taking a long time

2.Another word for Lagging

3.Someone from a group who is running late.

4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.

1st Example

Person #1 - Where's John?

Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now

2nd Example

(John finally shows up)

Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!

(John feels bad)

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018

Now United

Now United is a world wide pop group with 14 soon to be 15 members. Names: Noah, Josh, Bailey, Krystian, Any, Sina, Heyoon, Sofya, Shivani, Joalin, Sabina, Hina, Diarra and Lamar. Now United was created by Simon Fuller. Simon Fuller is best known for starting the second best group (after now united) called the spice girls.

P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉

by Lilly Tale September 16, 2019

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts

boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*

boy: *dead*

by mikannnn_ December 18, 2021