Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"
Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"
Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."
Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"
Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."
by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

When someone makes a defaming comment on a person and then the person responds by tweeting his say, it is called tweet revenge. Though the word "tweet revenge" has a strong resemblance to "sweet revenge", it is just the opposite of it.
by Jarjunk April 14, 2010

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha
by TourageKnight January 29, 2025

Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”
by DrewRecDJ October 31, 2021

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.
Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.
by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017

When a twitter user cannot tweet as much throughout the week and must make up for it by constantly tweeting on the weekends.
Due to school I only accumulated 20 tweets throughout the week, so I posted 300 rollover tweets on the weekend to make up for it.
by lazerliz October 6, 2009
