When a girl is tugging on your penis. ( flacid or half chubbed) and the girl starts making noises of a trombone.
Friend: Hey man where you playing the trombone last night in your room.
Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.
Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.
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The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
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•An individual who trends to exceed the normal level of public "gayness"
tromo, see. Extreme gayness*
• Also refereed in pornographic films in which three homosexual men perform explicit sex scenes
tromorgy, see. Gay porn*
• The act of being 'really' damn gay for no apparent reason other then at,tention
tromosity see. Gay attention seekers*
• The study of really gay men
Tromology, see. Tromologist*, gay therapy*
tromo, see. Extreme gayness*
• Also refereed in pornographic films in which three homosexual men perform explicit sex scenes
tromorgy, see. Gay porn*
• The act of being 'really' damn gay for no apparent reason other then at,tention
tromosity see. Gay attention seekers*
• The study of really gay men
Tromology, see. Tromologist*, gay therapy*
Straight couple taking their afternoon stroll through the market...
Gay man-"oh my god world, I love penis in my mouth!!" (randomly)
Straight couple-"what a tromo!"
Nearby children-"daddy, whats a tromo?"
Father of nearby children-~smack!!!!!~
Tromosity* is bad america!
Gay man-"oh my god world, I love penis in my mouth!!" (randomly)
Straight couple-"what a tromo!"
Nearby children-"daddy, whats a tromo?"
Father of nearby children-~smack!!!!!~
Tromosity* is bad america!
by Amor1 July 11, 2010
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