Miss Teen National Treasure

Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?

Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??

Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.

I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'

by Veganlyf420 July 19, 2017

Flower between trees

- A short girl between two tall men, usually a caption for pictures
- good height jokes

Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall

Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees

by Jessalynn Levinson October 2, 2017

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

whatever pleasures your treasures

When someone does something you disagree with but you don’t really care. Similar to the saying “whatever tickles your pickle.” ( The word treasures is pronounced the way Fred from the hit series Scooby Doo would say it)

David: I’m going on old man Richard farms to fuck his goats
Me: Whatever pleasures your treasures

by TheBoisAreBack March 8, 2019

Big ass trees

Really fucking big trees

Ima shove lots big ass trees up your ass if you don’t shut

by The real Jose October 24, 2019

treasonish

The unpunished crime of betraying one's country through espionage and alternative facts.

Will Donald Trump & Michael Flynn be rightfully tried for treason or was their collusion with Russia simply treasonish?

by BobbySouth February 15, 2017

Treasure

If you see a girls thong/underpants you say treasure to your friend.''

In sweden me and my homies say 'Skatt'

Aleks: oohh look, treasure
Jonas & c.o: Very nice

by relaxo June 2, 2005