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tomato slices

big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but if you are lucky, you will find a petite girl with a nice tan but also tomato slices. If you ever get laid by a good looking chick with tomato slices... you are a lucky man.. or woman. Make sure to lick and suck them for as long as possible, because tomato slices don't come around too often, except on fat bitches.
She's kinda fat but I wouldn't mind sucking her domes because she has some pretty tomato slices.
by Mark Ferguson December 23, 2003
mugGet the tomato slicesmug.

Tomato-head

What's old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomato Head.

or (for those across the pond)

'Tis old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomatoe Head.
mugGet the Tomato-headmug.

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.
by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011
mugGet the Squashed tomatomug.

tomato snake

when your friend shoots a rattlesnake, and you chop up an insane amount of tomatoes to eat with it. like the people in stop loss with the bad texan accents do.
person a: "why is that lady chopping up so many tomatoes?"
person b: "duh, she's making tomato snake."
by tomatosnake March 30, 2012
mugGet the tomato snakemug.

Fuzzy Tomato

1. A little furry friendly killer tomato from the "Killer Tomaotes" series of films
2. A red headed person with messy or curly hair
1. Where can I get my Fuzzy Tomato doll.

2. Jill is a Fuzzy Tomato because of her red afro.
by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008
mugGet the Fuzzy Tomatomug.

get tomato's

Code word to have anal sex with a girl resulting in tomato paste on ones junk (see duck butter).
Who do you know you still don't like tomato's?

Dude! Did you get tomato's last night?

Dude! Who gives up the tomato's on the first date?!? And sober?
by pokemon kid October 19, 2007
mugGet the get tomato'smug.

tomato cunt

A cunt on their period.
by Glue Gun January 15, 2016
mugGet the tomato cuntmug.

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