Wacky on the Junk

The state of behavior where someone is either obviously lying (poorly), misinformed, has a few nuts loose, about ready to black-out, is acting off-the-wall, was just tazed, drugged-up or actually 'on the junk' (heroin).

Dude #1: "Hey, look at Kevin over there jumping around like he's a freaking kangaroo!" Dude #2: "Yeah...must be wacky on the junk!"

by Surfer-Skier June 22, 2010

junk in the trunk

A large bottom, especially when the person attached otherwise attractive.

She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Hunk of Junk

A expressive dismay over a tv show/film/magazine article/music/the hairstyle you've ended up with after paying for and etc.

The saying that what you've experienced yourself through,heard of or from is a load of rubbish, shit, poo, garbage (again etc).

To shorten or euphemise the term further would be to say it as a "Hunka Junk".

The recently released movie with the stereotyped gun's and blood criminals along with the hero saving the victim from peril is a "hunk of junk".

The "hunk of junk" that tv broadcasts in the present day would even shame the inventor.

Our vechile sure is a "hunk of junk" and I am not saying that as it being scrap metal.

by SquirrelPower October 4, 2008

junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

by rugamutz December 11, 2010

Junk meat

The kind of meat thats not really good meat, jerky, hot dogs, fast food burgers.

Hey wanna get some McDonalds.
No way I'm staying away from that junk meat.

by yobtorg August 25, 2008

pussy junk

1. another word for "shit-talkin"
2. bullshit rumors
3. worthless vagina; left-overs

Example 1:
Man 1: Your girlfriend has the smallest tities, mayn!
Man 2: stop talkin' that pussy junk
Example 2:
Woman 1: I dont want your twat anymore, good for nothing pussy junk!

by Chris Sousa July 28, 2006

Junk Dunk

The act of a man dipping his testicles into a liquid. Typically, junk dunking is assumed to be with water as the liquid, although this is not nessesarily always the case.

Troy excused himself from the table, but took his cup of water with him. Once in the privacy of his bathroom, he did a junk dunk.

by Lubzgroup January 8, 2013