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tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom
More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.
by f'd October 6, 2011
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Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015
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Text Finger

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
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cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'
'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
by opatolive January 30, 2022
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grinch fingers

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."
by Pete Leg October 18, 2007
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fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.
exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x
by Squee! July 3, 2005
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4 Fingers

If you hold up 4 fingers it means you pull absolutely no bitches on you dick and you have L rizz.
"Little Timmy holds up 4 fingers because he get no bitches on his dick
by Chillibean69 August 28, 2022
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