Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

dick tapper

when someone uses blunt object to tap someones dick after sexual intercorse. creates nasua and limits blood flow to penis.

sara was a total dick tapper after a one night stand with skylar nelson.

by sdasfasfdasd May 10, 2006

Tupperware Party

A group of unsatisfied women in the early 70s who organised "tupperware parties" and hired male prostitutes to "satisfy" them and their guests. It was called "tupperware parties" to disinterest their husbands from coming

"Are you going to Tina's tupperware party? I hear she is hiring some guy with a huge cock!"

by LENG_TING October 10, 2021

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Tipperary Woman

1/ A woman of a promiscous nature.

2/ A woman from Tipperary.

3/ All of the above.

Mary is a Tipperary woman.

by Shamboy September 12, 2009

Tipped up

Gang affliated Dope dealer.

He's tipped up down wit folk nation selling dope and down for life.

by Fatboy "Tipped up" 22boy 4 life April 18, 2008

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006