dink toucher

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

by Pollup December 25, 2007

[touch of the trots]

a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.

diarea looks like the touch of the trots

by bri rocha January 25, 2009

thoughtskies

A deeply involved train of thought, similar to a day dream, but the thinker is still able to interact with his/her surroundings. Often happens when performing monotonous tasks and are more likely to happen while you are alone or sitting in silence with others. Unlike day dreams or reveries, these thoughts are involved in present issues and not of musings or wish fulfillment.
Often involves existential thoughts and moral or ethical dilemmas.
State of mind that is most inventive and creative.

While I was mowing the lawn I found myself slipping into deep thoughtskies.

When Jill was talking about her wedding plans my mind wandered to a tangent of thoughtskies.

My thoughtskies will change the world.

by chucker16 June 6, 2009

Thought Tivo

When a person forgets something they were thinking about (usually a recent thought) and then is able to remember it again by rewinding back through your thoughts to recall the original thought.

"Dude... what was i thinkin about dude, i wanted to say something..."

"Uhhh... dude?"

"Whoa man! i remembered what it was dude, i Thought Tivo'd that!.. I wanted to tell you i think your sister is hot"

by JGII July 7, 2009

Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011

Toucheyes

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.

Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.

by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

Thought sauce

An inspiring piece--a song, a beautiful bird, a handsome fellow, a smooth & delicious glass of scotch....

I was creatively stuck, but I heard Boney M. for the first time & suddenly, I wrote like I'd never written before. It was truly a divine shot of thought sauce.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016