thije

a fucking whos parents though he was a mistake

awww i wish thije wasnt here

by nee yaveee April 3, 2018

hair thieves

Those persons that would steal hair from old ladies and sell it into slavery... in Azerbaijan.

Eddie Izzard: “Why, old lady? Why the hairnet?”

Old Lady (also Eddie Izzard): (mimes holding the hairnet against the hair) “Oh, the hair thieves! The hair thieves, they come in the night… Steal your hair, they do! Sell us into slavery… in Azerbaijan.“

by Atudar July 31, 2008

Kidney Thieves

An aswome band with songs like "Before I'm dead" and "Black Bullet" which have been featured in the best movie ever QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

Kidney Thieves sings "It reminds me of what to do before I'm dead"

by razor sharp August 10, 2006

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Thienism

The religion that's better than Christianity and Buddhism. The enemies of Thienism include Hindus, Muslims, and anyone that opposes Adolf Hitler.

God: I'm going to disband Christianity. I'm going to start supporting Thienism now.

Buddha: Oh really!? You stole my idea!

God: Do you want to fight, Buddha? You may have thought of it, but I said it!

by Blaq Jesus July 19, 2010

thievery

how white businessmen say jacking

businessman: thievery is bad
cool guy: dude i just jacked that guys wallet

by skeezixs November 1, 2010

blanket thief

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.

Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.

by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013