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Todd

When a girl tells you that your just friends, yet you get weird, possessive and jealous.
Omg bro he acting so weird about her... and won’t leave her alone...

I know dude he’s gone full Todd on her
by Jdhebeb November 25, 2020
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todd hillier

Tod hillier class clown, director, con artist, felon, project manager, chairman, founder of WhatsApp, legal officer, runner up, co founder, employee of the decade, lieutenant, landlord, colonel, brigadier general, major, baron, duke, emperor, chief Human Resources officer, head of polias, current Olympian swimmer, former Vice President of chekzslovakia, owner of the largest watermelon, professional regurgitator, Walmart employee, math wiz, ceo and founder of MUNN, prime minister of Newfoundland, creator of the Mickey Mouse fictional character, father of all..., international super spy, world record holder, professional apple peeler, head f*ckboy, ceo of hydrogen, makes a mean bbq rib, founder of discovery channel, head honcho of the Milky Way, pothead, professional soap opera artist, speedrunner, the man when it comes to that, bridesmaid, best man, groom, Former paranormal entity that haunts white hills academy, destroyer of subway and your toilet and mom, world record breaking speedrunner, crafty lil bitch, owner of a holy fruitcake recipe, entrepreneur, first class hogger, V.I.P, inventor of school, presidential elect of Ukrain 2023
todd hillier offers you some fruitcake
by Brad Sheppard November 24, 2021
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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
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todd

normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.

Normally has dyslexia aswell
that kid todd is fat
by nibbersingh November 24, 2021
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John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again
by Not so gay November 15, 2019
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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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Todd

A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.

Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."

Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"

(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)

Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."

Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"

Lansing: "Yes. >_<"

Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."

Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"

Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."

*Meanwhile*

Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"

Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"

Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 18, 2024
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