Devil Position

When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.
“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe
by Pea_Jay June 14, 2019
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The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
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CatDog Position

The CatDog Position is a sexual position in which two individuals (usually both male unless one or both parties are females wearing a strap-on dildo) sit on their hands and knees, and adjust themselves so that each party can insert their penis into the anus of the other.

It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.
dude: "yo! did Chase tell you about how he and his girlfriend were 'CatDoggin' it last night?"

homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"

dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."

homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."

dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."

homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."
by RayWilliamJohnson(real) October 18, 2021
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connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.
Oh baby please do the connor position on me?
by pussylicker79 November 25, 2016
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The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.
once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position
by rydex5 October 27, 2014
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fecal position

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
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mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.
-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?
by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 30, 2018
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