Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Moose Boy

A guy who does runs/ errands for people at vagrant prices ; or at no cost at all, just so he can "fit in".

Jack always goes to buy those food when they can go get it themselves, he is such a moose boy.

by Saint Lucian August 12, 2019

Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

(:

MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !

by isscaredofmoose May 8, 2009

Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea

"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."

by Fishnisch May 23, 2014

moose fucker

when you meet a really horny canadian

i just met this really cool moose fucker

by horse condome February 15, 2018

bag a moose

to obtain trim on a date, to get laid

Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.

by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006