Humane Letters

Fucking bullshit I would not recommend.

Humane Letters is the big gay

by Thiccythicc December 11, 2020

letter

(1) A singular character from the Latin alphabet used to represent one sound used in speech.
If you're literate, this should be common knowledge.

(2) An envelope containing a written message in it, which is usually delivered to friends and family.
But hardly anyone does that anymore in the 2020s. 🤷

--- example ---

𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "Hey, Frederick! I sent you a letter last Friday. Did you read it?"
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 : "That's incredibly ironic coming from a 16 year-old like you."
𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "It is?"

by Tyrone-Diesel October 12, 2025

Leg Letter

secret..

eg;

Emily: Are you a leg letter
Evelyn:…

by martin williams July 10, 2023

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

dead letter

a law or agreement that is no longer effective

blah blah Dead Letter blah I am not coming up with an example just for the sake of submitting this

by Mysty255 May 31, 2024

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Exclusive letters

Y-A-D-F-K-X-C-V-M
Are exclusive letters just because i want them to be.

“Dior is a nice word.”
“Yes, D is such an exclusive letter!”
“I’t a part of the exclusive letters group that maria just made”

by Mariasandbu May 22, 2022