by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018
Get the Harlem Sausagemug. Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
by whatatroll May 26, 2014
Get the sausage girthmug. by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010
Get the Sausage Garagemug. when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016
Get the Hairy Sausagemug. by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018
Get the ogre sausagesmug. When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.
Person2: ::ralf::
Person2: ::ralf::
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
Get the sausage gutmug. The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
by whiffmyster July 15, 2022
Get the Sausage Whiffmug.