Harlem Sausage

It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.

My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.

by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.

by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018

sausage gut

When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.

Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut

Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.

Person2: ::ralf::

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.

"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."

by whiffmyster July 15, 2022